tyrannosaurus sex

getting laid by a dinosaur... or someone really ugly with claws and scales.

Crusty Bruce: i had tyrannosaurus sex with your mum last night.

Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Tyrannosaurus Prick

A word describing a giant dick.

"Holy shit! Have you seen John's tyrannosaurus prick!" says Girl 1

"Are you kidding me!? My asshole is like 10 times bigger now!" Says Girl 2

by bigboy123453 August 5, 2012

tyrannosaurus sketch

The feeling that overwhelms you when your on a 3 day speed bindge and the police come knocking on the door for donations and u swear they are there for you

Man that was some tyrannosaurus sketch yesterday when the police came knocking. I just about pissed my fucking pants.

by Super Krakker (sonny ishee) May 15, 2018

Tyrannosaurus Sexing

When a woman mounts her partner and then pulls her arms in tight (like a T-Rex) and roars loudly whilst scratching at them with their tiny arms.

Dude, Amanda and I were tyrannosaurus sexing last night!

by NathanDanger May 23, 2013

Tyrannosaurus Arms

A person born with arms disproportionately short compared to the rest of their body; similar to the proportions of the Tyrannosaurus Rex dinosaur. Side effects of this condition include being unable to masturbate oneself or drink from a cup.

OMG did you just see Adam try to down his pint? because of his Tyrannosaurus arms he just poured his beer all down himself!

by rob_ell111s July 17, 2011

Tyrannosaurus is my mom

Tyrannosaurus is my mom that I cannot I was just like I was just so afraid to go sleep again and again because I cannot was a good day and then she was so excited and I wanna know that she was so excited and I wanna know she is so much better and she was so excited and she was so scared and I wanna was the time she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared she was so excited and she hugged him she hugged you so much and then she hugged me and she told me she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared

"tyrannosaurus is my mom"
"what?"
"that i cannot"

by cerato March 18, 2020

tyrannosaurus text

one who is more often than not texting while their real life friends try to communicate with them.

person1: hey liz, what do you think?
liz: ...........what?

person2: she wasn't even paying attention, she was too busy texting.

person1: what a tyrannosaurus text!

by panpan2 March 13, 2010