by 66jh March 24, 2010
by verypoopybumhole May 17, 2020
A typical Mari is a Mari without a brain. She will lose her license, forget to make dinner, and only bring home a 6pack of BudLite when you CLEARLY ask for a 12 pack.
by Craigory RN October 19, 2010
by Danorbis Skyrden March 27, 2023
>Get this, so I went to pay my phone bill, I handed the lady 50$ She tells me she'll return with my change and that her till is empty, then hands me my receipt. So I wait about 3 minutes and I notice she's just happily conversing with another person, I look at my receipt and I'm the recipient of 5 cents back...
<Whoa, you waited for 3 minutes just for 5cents? LOL typical Annie...
<Whoa, you waited for 3 minutes just for 5cents? LOL typical Annie...
by HabSoCrack December 13, 2017
by szumo_ April 23, 2020
typical Tom. noun.
1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.
1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.
(before final exam)
"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom
(after receiving final course grade)
*gets an A in course
"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies
"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom
(after receiving final course grade)
*gets an A in course
"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies
by shmerek February 21, 2014