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tuba twat

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.
Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"
by bendover@sexperttire April 12, 2009
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twat gas

a horrible aroma that arises from a nasty vagina
I went to eat out Mary but her twat gas was overwhelming.
by fire_rn February 28, 2007
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Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can
There doing a twat lap again
by Yoie January 25, 2009
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Schrödinger's Twat

British English version of Schrodinger's Douchebag - "Schrödinger's Twat" is a person who says something offensive or horrible, and then, depending upon how offended his audience are, retrospectively claims it was a joke.
Who was that guy talking to Carl? He was a real Schrödinger's Twat!
by Schrödinger's Twat August 18, 2015
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Twat Taffy

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.
Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!
by onthewildedge August 23, 2011
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Taft High School

noun; a school for wannabe gangbangers, dropouts, drug addicts, and hoes. your parents only let you go there because of the IB program. lit ass hoco though. OH and also the security guards stay sniffing you out for any drugs with the metal detectors up all the time.
Person A: hey, what school do you go to?
Person B: no where special, just Taft High School.
by nahfamimanon September 17, 2019
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Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.
Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!
by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013
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