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twaddler

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.
The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.
by thejtluv November 15, 2010
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Clit twaddler

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.
by Mr. CP September 26, 2006
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Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class
There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.
by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008
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Twaddle Bag

GUy: "Hey man, Do you wanna go take a ride on my disco stick?!"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah IM NO TWADDLE BAG!"
by SHLABALABADINGDONGKABAJILLION November 26, 2010
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RYLEE TWADDLEDUCK

I hate this so much it always flat tires me and runs me over
me: i hate rylee twaddleduck
rylee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by 3.141590 November 16, 2022
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twaddle

Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.
Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies.
by ManInBigWhiteHat June 23, 2010
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twaddles

a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny ballsack attached to their anus, and sometimes appear to have labia extending into their assholes.
brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like fuck that shit, bitch, and i walked out. alpha as fuck.
by AnonymousLovesJustinBieber August 6, 2010
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