sag taddies

sometimes referred to as "nasty titty." extremely unattractive breasts. usually characterized by nipples which point down or sideways. may also have extreme wrinkling or other disturbing qualities. Such characteristics have been known to hide on otherwise regular subjects, frightening the unsuspecting.

she looked ok, but friend said that once the shirt came off it was sag taddies all the way

by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

Twaddiction

Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life

Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?

Patient: Yes!!

Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...

by Dionysia December 11, 2011

twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

by the rugged MANN June 1, 2009

Taddigs

A (Tiny) Person who does not know that he is not liked or needed.

Tanisha: OMG Max is such Taddigs dosnt he know nobody likes him.

by Coolguydude12345 January 29, 2021

French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008

twaddell

1. a badass in combat takes the form of an upright bull dog wielding a pair of miniguns loaded with armourpiercing incendery rounds, spitting them at 60 rounds per second, total death and destruction follows his transformation, his men would follow him to the depths of hell to fight satan himself.
2. wears flannel shirts, drinks scotch, and drives a vw jetta, his musical taste is a mystery

wow man that was twaddell man you f***ing destroyed them

by haha yeaaaa April 29, 2008