The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe.
by icerose626 October 7, 2011

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of nut gut
by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

When you pay a stripper and lay a U.S. American dollar in your lap, she blows on your genitals like blowing on a newborn baby.
by retar_ted November 9, 2012

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.
by lolityr May 18, 2019

I didn't want to get that bitch pregnant so I pulled out and give her a few shots from the Tummy Cannon.
by SteHulk July 10, 2014

by KammieDee October 15, 2009

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.
"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."
by King brosh colington November 13, 2015
