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febreezing a trashcan

An idiom describing an unpleasant activity that someone pretends is tolerable for the sake of productivity.
"Julia tried to put on a kind face, but everyone knew how she truly felt about the situation; she may as well have been febreezing a trashcan."
by TwinInDisguise May 24, 2018
mugGet the febreezing a trashcanmug.

Strawberry Trashcan

For a woman to pull her bloody tampon from her vagina and allow her partner to suck on it whilst having intercourse.
Jim: "I just broke up with your sister"

Bob: "Why?"

Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"

Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "

Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.

Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*

Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
by slams4daddy July 3, 2014
mugGet the Strawberry Trashcanmug.

walking trashcan

A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.

Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.

The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
Stop being a walking trashcan!
My dog? Yeah, he's a walking trashcan.
by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022
mugGet the walking trashcanmug.

Trashcan Chug

What you do when you're carrying a drink, and decide to finish it while passing a trashcan.
"You've been carrying that drink forever"
"Yeah I know"
"There's a trashcan, chug it now!"
"Trashcan Chug"
by Citizen Spaceman December 3, 2009
mugGet the Trashcan Chugmug.

Filter trashcan

Someone who you blurt out anything to and decides whether or not a statement can be made public or not. Someone who filters for you. Someone whose job it is to sift through all your trash sayings and approve/reject them.
I couldn't bring my true opinions to the table, because they were rejected by my filter trashcan.
by sorang November 21, 2022
mugGet the Filter trashcanmug.

trashcan tetris

the household roommate competition of piling the trashcan until someone eventually has to take out the trash
my house mate is so good at trashcan tetris he never takes it out... i hate that dick
by ann hulsix April 11, 2010
mugGet the trashcan tetrismug.

pencil in a trashcan

normal sized penis and a large stretched out vagina, or, a normal vagina and a itty-bitty penis interacting
hey bob, i banged melissa the other night! she was so loose, it was like putting a pencil in a trashcan
by humantripod12 February 17, 2009
mugGet the pencil in a trashcanmug.

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