tp

"too personal" or stop talking. Basically like your doing too much.

"I met her at a bar. And then I took her home and-"

"Bro, tp. We ain't need to know all that"

by su.lvy May 27, 2023

TP

A form of vandalism where the vandals put toilet paper all over the victim's house.

I TPed my bitch science teacher's house last night. I also put my dog's crap in her mailbox and egged the door and windows.

by Ftkdb Rdyro July 5, 2003

TP

Think Positive

Ty: “ She broke up with me bro”
Pi: “ Tp bro Tp”

by Cwaffe November 24, 2017

TP

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

tps

third person shooter

this is the short name for an third person shooter

by thom loos July 14, 2005

tps

Abbreiviation of Three Point Stance

OMG Asstaroth ruined TPS v1.

by TPSer June 18, 2006

TP

Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.

Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!

by toiletpaperman August 23, 2009