i had a good date last night, i got her to go up tottenham court road
by mydak January 01, 2011
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Tottenham Tosser

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”
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tottenhammed

A situation where a football team concedes 7 or more goals, usually against a German side
It‘s already 4-1, they might get tottenhammed...

Wow 8-2?! Barcelona just got absolutely tottenhammed!
by Phtefan August 21, 2020
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Tottenham

-What's Tottenham mate?
-Shite
by Lasgar February 23, 2024
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tottenham

the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL
when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0
by iloveharrykane December 06, 2020
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Tottenham

Tottenham is a terrible football/soccer team who plays in the premier league, the top division in england.
Tottenham is a trash team, right?
by Kengkvvlelfnkrnfkv March 16, 2020
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Tottenham

what do we think of Tottenham?
SHIT
what do we think of shit?

TOTTENHAM

thank you
THATS ALRIGHT

WE HATE TOTTENHAM
by urakiddiefiddler January 26, 2023
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