ruthless toothless

the act of knocking a girls teeth out and then receiving a bloody blowjob.

Alex just recieved a ruthless toothless from lizzie.

by The dynamic duo August 2, 2012

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Bald and toothless

One who lacks hair and teeth, and thus resembles an overgrown baby. Often pronounced with an "f".

The bald and toothless boy angered the teacher with his comments and slouching posture.

"I am not bald and toofless!"

by Sprago January 19, 2009

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toothless jerry

Simply put, the anus. Toothless Jerry is the one you blame for all the noise/stink.

Ted: dude, it smells like crap in here!! Bud: Yea, Toothless Jerry is really talkin to me today.

by mememeyea August 15, 2015

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toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.

The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.

by bullet88 June 17, 2009

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n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

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