disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.

Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

trollied

To get so drunk that you have to be moved around in a shopping trolley.

Rachelle got so trollied the other night that she woke up in a public bathroom covered in mayo and couldn't remember why.

by MCHEVA January 5, 2008

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

by P. Dub December 29, 2006

Tillie Nutter

A deliciously scrumptious donut with chocolate icing and small walnut chunks.

I will take one glazed donut and two tillie nutters.

by Colin Sherrill June 16, 2008

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

J.R.R. Tolkien

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Acclaimed British author and philologist. Born 1892, died 1973, aged 81. As well as holding the position of Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Oxford University twice, Tolkien authored what many consider to be the greatest book of the 20th Century, 'The Lord of the Rings'. His next most famous work is 'The Hobbit' and he also published various other poems and short stories. 'The Silmarillion' was published posthumously (based on previously unpublished work) by Tolkien's third son Christopher, along with 'The Letters Of J.R.R. Tolkien' and various other books dealing with Tolkien's mythology.

Q: Who wrote the Lord Of The Rings?
A: J.R.R. Tolkien.

by Eldarion November 12, 2004