TMB

1. Abbreviation for too many birthdays
2. Too die of old age.

1. idiot 1- Did you here that old man Grundlechoad died?

idiot 2- No what of?

idiot 1- Bad case of TMB I guess
2. I had to junk my car it had a serious case of TMB.

by sweatygooch August 2, 2010

Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance

guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"

by jjsadventures December 11, 2021

TMB

-Stands for Team Monster Biscuit. A professional Super Smash Brothers Melee Team located in the Midwest.
-TMB itself is when you do something that is generally very easy to do that responds with great payoffs.

Your opponent in a video game Kills himself thus you win the game. This is a TMB moment.

by Me14k April 4, 2008

tmb

Mean ' Text Me Back '

boy: heyy wyd??
girl: * doesnt reply *
boy: tmb!!!!

by amourx.jai November 4, 2022

TMB

(verb): Referring to the act of gently placing your hands inside of your pants for the purpose of comfort or relaxation, typically engaged in following a substantial meal or during periods of leisure. It is characterized by its non-erotic nature and is often employed as a means of idle diversion or soothing self-stimulation; "touching my balls."

Example 1:
James: "What are you guys doing after lunch?"
Andrew: "I don't know, I might start doing some work to get it out of the way. How about you James?"
James: "Yeah, same here."
**15 minutes pass, and Andrew walks into James's room.**
Andrew: "I thought you said you were going to be productive?"
James: "I thought so too, but I'd rather just TMB."

Example 2:
James: "Dude, we have a huge project due next week. Have you gotten started?"
Sal: "Nah, I've just been TMB if I'm being honest."

by chapstick_lover April 11, 2024

TMB

TMB- (Thats My Boy!..)

Use this after your son bart simpson from 1990s show “the simpsons” brings a new pillow to homer simpson because lisa simpson has stolen the other one..

*Lisa steals ur pillow*
You:HWAYD!
*bart comes in with ur stolen pillow*
You:TMB!..

by TH3_Dictionary June 11, 2025

TMBS

TMBS, or " Too Many Bitches Syndrome" is a rare disorder in which the male or female obtains too much sexual action from the opposite gender.

"Yoo he must have TMBS the way he gets all those girls"

by Local Accountant June 2, 2022