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Tissue Twat

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012
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fishy tissue

Whilst licking a females arse, you lean forward and blow your nose in her vagina releasing snot inside her.
Hey Amber, I have not been well lately can I grab a fishy tissue?
by The cougar hunter April 22, 2016
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deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
by rain man #1 August 22, 2009
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Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.
"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"
by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008
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Arabian Tissue

Cumming in a tissue and placing it back in the box for someone to put on their face so they look like Jasmine from Aladdin
My grand father came over for dinner last night and I gave the worst arabian tissue and then he came twice
by B-Ball Fro November 6, 2011
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titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.
{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!
by Telephony October 3, 2014
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Black timbs

A MAN WHO HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD
also known as THAT ONE NIGGA a TRUE FUCKING MONSTER and NIGGA MODE
wearing black timbs = a early grave for any nigga who runs up on that nigga
stroonger than any black air force stronger than any steroid this nigga will beat your ass SILLY beat your ass GAY beat your ass STUPID
if you encounter an angry black timbs wearer bearer Run run with a capital R run use the secret Joestar technique and RUN
R.i.p for the homies who got fucking drop by these nigga's stronger that escanor stronger than kid boo scarier than any nigga to live they don't care for you themself and the world they will destroy the world one day when they make black union
i worship the day a TRUE NIGGA IN Black Timbs arrives and will bring swift justice to the trashy ass world
"yo the nigga just knocked out yo nigga beat his a-"
"what"
"he got black timbs"
"YOU GOT A PROBLEM LIL NIGGA LET ME FIX IT"
-man in timbs ROCKS his shit-
"o-o"
"AGH HELP ME HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I CAN'T BREATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"SLEEP NIGGA"
-man in timbs stomps him out-
"fuck out my face"
by Black Timms Wearer November 2, 2022
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