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that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...
by Andrew May August 13, 2007
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eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".
John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.
by Craig September 2, 2008
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 28, 2004
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.
That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.
by Raven May 28, 2004
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
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protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.
Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.
by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010
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flipping the cookie

A term used to describe the sexual actions between one or more persons that one would not typically discuss for any number of reasons
"Bro, I walked in on Jason flipping the cookie from both ends..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."
by K0re4n3lvis September 28, 2015
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