If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

The Maroochydore Track

An Australian slang term for a man giving anal sex to a woman.

Carol and I had dinner at Nino's, then I took her home and gave her one up The Maroochydore Track.

by your girlfriend's post-orgasmic chill December 15, 2008

your on the right track

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

The 8 Track Man

The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.

Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude

by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 17, 2009

I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.

I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.

by rperazag July 7, 2010

The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections

The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.

It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections

by blokc August 8, 2023

The tracer shit

"the tracer shit" A tracer is eaten and poo is monitored until the tracer is passed

I'm feeling a bit backed up and wonder how fast im passing the food I eat so I eat a fuck load of sweet corn and wait for the tracer shit to splash in to the bowl

by Goingmunting September 23, 2011