The J.K Rowling Effect

When an author tries to make their content more relatable by outright stating lore instead of including it in their media.

Joe: Do you watch TANKMEN?
Candice: No, It was ruined by the J.K Rowling Effect

by JackqavisYT July 20, 2021

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The J Man

A truly affectionate term for Jesus Christ.

I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...

by Jimmy Hardwick July 28, 2008

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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

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The J.F. Garapey

When you Jizz on an autistic girls face, and tell her she's your only chance to get a green card.

Dude 1:"Man I gave my girl The J.F. Garapey and she broke up with me"
Dude 2:"Maybe you shouldn't have done it in ze pooblic space?"

by Andy Warski May 19, 2018

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The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022

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The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

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The j-nip

(Noun) - a common sexual practice among east coast high school students, in which the female gently sucks on the male's nipples whilst pleasuring him with her hands. In the case of amputees, elbow nubs may be used to replace hands.

Damn son, those girls just gave Jamie the J-nip.

by Angelfox42069 May 19, 2006

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