A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.
Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
by none_ya_nacho_bussines101 August 4, 2018

by chado September 23, 2005

Some arsehole who tries to hold you back from your goals, dreams in life..reducing your freedom, they try to clip your wings so you can't fly.
Guy: i want to travel around the world but my girlfriend is being a bitch and is trying to stop me.
Guy2: you gf is a wing clipper. dump her.
Guy2: you gf is a wing clipper. dump her.
by snarfislost April 29, 2011

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"
by Budaploud July 8, 2009

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.
2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.
2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.
"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"
by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

After engaging in heated sexual activity with a drunken female, she generally will pass out if intoxicated enough. After she has entered this state, the gentleman will then proceed to shave her entire body, paying particular attention to the pubic and eyebrow areas. The hair will then be collected and SHOVED IN HER FUCKING MOUTH! That's what I'm talking about!
After banging that drunk chick, Bob pulled a Tennessee Clipper on her. She's been picking her teeth ever since.
by G-Man105 January 29, 2006

by bmr November 16, 2004
