thanksgiving

sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey

stupid waste of time arguement-prone thanksgiving

by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving

The best feast and poop of the year.

Finally, Thanksgiving! I'll eat turkey and then I'll take a ride on the S.S. Diarhea!

by sweetasslil November 24, 2006

Thanksgiving

3 words:
Turkey and pie.

I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.

by iono November 25, 2004

thanksgiving

thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK

dude im so hungry i wanna thanksgiving myself ^_^

by credit goes to someone else December 28, 2005

Thanksgiving

Canadian holiday on the second Monday in October

Canadian Thanksgiving used to be held on the same day as American Thanksgiving, but by late November Canadians aren't feeling very thankful.

by Poutinator December 16, 2003

thanksgiving

A time where my sad family actully tries to actully act like a family because there's actully food around.

i had a cuncossion on thanksgiving

by jessie November 26, 2003

thanksgiving

It has went very far from it's traditional meaning. Thanksgiving is supposedly a holiday to give thanks, but you are not giving thanks at all. Nowdays it is a holiday is where you go see some obligatory in law or relative and stuff yourself with turkey, watch Detroit play football, zonk out, and stuff your gut with some more turkey after that. The women have to do all the cooking, dishes, etc. while the men just gorge on the food. But the women get revenge the next day...Black Friday shopping!

Typical guy on thanksgiving: Ah, turkey was good...lets watch Detroit beat the Bears...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Orbitron2012 November 1, 2012