terd tickler

used to refer to a homosexual

michael is a terd tickler!

by fabreezy May 12, 2008

terd bag

some poor jobless fuckbag, terd burgler, crapbag always mooching a cig, or a beer.equivalent to an actual potato sack filled to the rim with donkey shit.

Great, here comes that terd bag john lookin for another handout.

by dartlefart May 5, 2006

terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.

We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.

by Joemamma2 July 19, 2006

terd mobile

A man that has spiced his shit-ass car, and thinks that he (and his car) are the best thing on the streets. Usually its a Honda Civic with a plastic spoiler, and no muffler.

Dude, ur ridin a terd mobile, dont even try to race me.

Nice Civic bitch, sounds like ur lawn mower hit a cat n u put the engine in ur already shit-ass car.

by goosemangrey May 24, 2007

Terd Berg

A large bowel movement that fills the bowl of the toilet so much so that the peak is above water. The bulk of the mass remains underwater, like an iceberg.

After delivering an epic food baby, Ryan realized he had given birth to a terd berg.

by Max Rake February 14, 2009

terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

--------------------------------------------
person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

terd ferguson

Burt Reynolds alternative identity

alex:burt reynolds
terd:that's not my name
alex:terd ferguson
terd:yeah whadya want

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003