I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Tapechoke

It is a 3 or under aged boy or girl that has choked on tape

My daughter Ana had tapechoke

by Noel369 March 26, 2021

Tape Fan

A person who is a fan of a genre but only in a modified form from it's original medium. These term is commonly attributed to people who like comic books but know nothing about them outside of what they learn from movies, T.V. or what they are told by other people. This term was cleary created when video tape was the best method for watching shows and movies.

Guy one: "Dude the story between The Mandarin and Iron man is so cool the whole technology Vs. Magic thing is pretty awesome."
Guy two: "yeah but Tony Starks pro slavery stance in the civil war serise still gets to me."
Guy one: "ugh we are not getting into this again."
Guy three: "what magic? The Mandarin was just a puppet for A.I.M. and when did Tony Stark go back in time and fight the Civil war?
Guy two: "God your such a damn tape fan crack open a comic book."

by fader48080 January 20, 2014

Tapernyeka

anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.

That's so tapernyeka

by Detognaphone December 21, 2010

TADED

An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.

Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.

by IronBridge August 19, 2016

tapering

Something that makes swimmers happy :D

Well, all athletes really...

It's working out really hard for a few days and then doing barely anything in a short amount of time. (usually right before a big game or meet)

When we were tapering, we only did 2500 instead of 7000 =)

by a noun a mouse May 29, 2007

you're tapped

tapped means when someone isn't alright or is acting stupid

Kyle, "you see sketchers, they are peng asf"
Millie, "nah bro you're tapped, they are uglyy!!"

by popoqwqw May 23, 2018