t.b.u.

A student of the male persuasion that attends Pennridge South Middle School. Specimen listed under the name, "T.B.U." which stands for tall, blonde/brown, and ugly. This refers to his height, hair color, and overall appearance. This male has the tendency to have a stride that is highly similar to Pygoscelis (Penguins). His peers are subjected to random outburts of humming or vocal percussion.

This is all that is known about this creature.

"BUM-BUM-BA-BUM!" - T.B.U.'s vocal percussion.

by Scientist #1 November 30, 2009

T.B.I

turbo beef injection

quick shag aka T.B.I

by m154 March 1, 2010

T.B.J.M.

Known as TBJM, the black jewish mexican wonders countermap's IRC and Forums all day long 24/7. His anly home is in Minnesota, a thread that grew from a simple question, and keeps growing. thus making it the longest thread in countermap history...

Some say he was Uploaded to the internet as a new born, others say he's just some crazy dude out in the nowhere, but we all know hes just Irish.

-where can you find TBJM?
-did you try the Minnesotta thread?
-uh...

by Kromix February 18, 2004

T*B*B

A religion of hardcore nerds, worshipping Teh Processor in all its forms, especially binary.

Person 1: Why is James speaking in 1's and 0's?
Person 2: Oh..he belongs to T*B*B..he's giving a sermon on the evils of Apple Macs...he's a nerd
Person 1: What a fucking douche.
Kool Aid Guy: OH YEEEEEAH!

by Brother Zero January 19, 2007

T.B.L.

third base lips ... a sexy pair of thick lips

yo dat bitch got some tbl's ...them tbl's was on mah dick last night... she got them T.B.L. on her face

by goldenchild14 November 23, 2011

T.B. Fucked

(a.k.a. tooth brush fucked)
the act of two tooth brushes interlock within a toothbrush holder, usually ending up in some sort of transmitted disease

Megs had a mean cold soar and crashed over last night and tots t.b. fucked me, so i trashed that piece

by Champ-tastic October 23, 2010

T.B.S.

Toilet Bowl Special: When someone snorts a line off of a hotel room toilet rim. This is typically done for $20 and is also known as the Kansas City Express or the KC Choo-Choo.

"Hey, we're in Kansas City, let's pay someone $20 for a T.B.S."

by Inquirer November 9, 2008