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T-Pain syndrome

Even though she told him the she was secretly stripping, he asked her to marry him anyway because he was suffering from T-Pain syndrome.
by Omari Mack August 8, 2007
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T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.
oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.
by Mont_ii February 26, 2010
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T-Pain o' Clock

A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.
~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!
by Derpshotz August 11, 2013
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PAIN'T

1 LITERALLY, PERHAPS AIN'T.
2 THE FORMATIVE MIGHT OF A RUMOR CLAIM, NEITHER SIDING OR DISPLAYING INTEREST, ONLY REPORTING WORDS SAID.
3 HOPEFUL REPLACEMENT FOR WHAT YOU, AS WHEN ENCOURAGING AN OTHERWISE INSANE IDEA WITH A MODERATED HUMOR OF COLOR.
1 IT PAIN'T BE TRUE, THAT DONALD J TRUMP AND MARKESE DEMING ARE THE ONLY TWO INDIVIDUALS TO CAPITALIZE ON THE LOCATION OF THIS NATION'S FORMER CAPITOL IN DOWNSTATE NEW YORK MEANING THE CITY, TO PLAN TWENTY PLUS YEAR RUNS FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES, BY WAY OF SHEER LUCK, VERTICLE AND LATERAL GEOGRAPHIC PULL, AND ROUGH AMERICAN MOXY, TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE, SO FAR, OF INCIDENT TWAIN COMING FROM THE DUTCH REIMAGINED SETTLEMENT, ONE IN THE NORTH AND THE OTHER IN THE SOUTH.

2 JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESSES HAVE LONG BEEN ENVIED AS PRIZED BRIDES AMONG CHRISTIAN SECULAR REALISTS, NON-CHRISTAIN SECULAR REALISTS, AND THE SECULAR REALISTS OF OUR TIME, WHEN SPRINGING FROM ASHER QUITE OBVIOUSLY, PAIN'T HAVE BEEN THE LEAST UTTERED ADMISSION OF AMORY TO THE BEAUTY OF THE FEMALE SEX TO CAUSE FLATTERY.
3 PAIN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS?
by KESEDISBEAST August 3, 2018
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pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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I don't mean to be a pain

Sorry, I don't mean to be a pain. I guess I'm not really in the mood for a show tonight
by Esiiii July 25, 2018
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Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.
Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.
by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013
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