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strainer face 

A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.
Sam.... what a strainer face.

Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.
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A name for a super nerdy girl who cries when she doesn’t get 18/20. She’s a good person though and adorable. Keep her when you find her.
Syrine is smart
Syrine by Syrineissmart September 20, 2021

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
Strainer Fart by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

Soup Strainer 

Oh, I see you've grown a soup strainer.
Soup Strainer by Spinroyd March 18, 2014

selushu strainer 

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.
Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

SOUP STRAINER 

A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF PUBIC HAIR THAT COVER A MALES PENIS, WHICH REFUSES ENTRY FOR ANY SEMEN
IM GROWING A SOUP STRAINER IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO LOST THIER LIFES IN THE HOLOCAUST
SOUP STRAINER by COCK MINCH 1 November 14, 2022