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sympathy cold 

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.
Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.
sympathy cold by AYYFRON April 1, 2011

Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.
"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."
Sympathy Limp by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010

sympathy poop 

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.
You're making me have a sympathy poop

sympathy snap 

When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.
Person 1- “Did he just give you and kiley his snap”
Person 2- “Yeah but i just got a sympathy snap”
sympathy snap by boomclap.com February 8, 2020

sympathy-fuck 

The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.

The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.

(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!

sympathy like 

If one of your friends attempts to make a clever or funny status but fails, and after 72 hours it has no likes, you like it. Doesn't mean you actually like it, just a benevolent act to make the status seem less depressing and cheer the person up.
yeah, i kind of feel bad though. probably going to sympathy like it so he doesn't hang himself
sympathy like by Kyle Blade March 9, 2011