Sylvester

Chunky tree trunk. If you ever see him, run the other way. He’s so fat he could feed the entire continent of China. When he walks, it sounds like a storm of hippos.

I think Sylvester is coming, I can feel the ground shaking.

Sylvester by Sylvester12345 July 21, 2018

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sloppy sylvester

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.

My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.

sloppy sylvester by good stufff February 24, 2009

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Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment

When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle

“What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”

Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment by bigbean13 December 6, 2022

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sylvester the cat

Sylvester is that one mother fucker that never gets his way because he is an asshole. He would do stuff like beat people with baseball bats and what ever he finds he also annoyed Elmer fudd and never can catch a retarded bird and Mexican mouse Sylvester also is hated by every cartoon character in the Looney tunes show and has a retarded sloppy voice

Sylvester the cat is very mean

sylvester the cat by A strange hobo January 13, 2018