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Washed swimmers

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
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Swimmer's trance

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.
Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.
by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007
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swimming

Swimming is life. The best sport for you. Swimming is the only sport that is good for everybody, no matter the age or physical activity: the only sport that does not put too much pressure on bones and joints (cycling comes close). The only risk of injury in swimming is some sort of tendinitis, like rotater cuff, or cutting hands and fingers on lane lines.

Competitive swimming can get any person into shape, and give you ripped arms, legs, and abs. And we get all the girls. Swimming is the only sport that can force people out of a room because the cheering is too loud and intense, the only sport where guys in speedos is considered hot, and the only sport where the girls will actually jump into the pool after you win. Swimmers practice 12 months of the year, 5 or more days a week, and only take a break for christmas or vacation.

We can swim miles in under 15 minutes, 25 yards in under 20 seconds, 50 or more yards without breathing, and beat anybody at a game of chicken in somebodies backyard pool.
Swimming is better than your sport!
by MITCHtheJEW September 8, 2006
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Sink Or Swim

Being thrown into a predicament with only two options. Sink - Failure and fall flat on your face or Swim - Success by being able to have the last laugh afterall .
I didn't know anything about that position and they just threw me in there. It was sink or swim situation. In the end, I didn't sink and ended up bringing millions to the company.
by ShowMeTheMoney October 27, 2012
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Swim Move

Whenever someone is trying to contact someone and they are rejected and avoided constantly.
Damn, every time Nic tries to talk to a girl he gets swim moved.
by SBG Talis July 31, 2011
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swimcrush

swimcrush: for one to have a 'swimcrush' it would consist of a person having a 'crush' (i.e. a sexual attraction) towards a life guard

*to go swimming and feel sexual feelings towards a lifeguard
* uniform: lifeguards wear revealing things therefore you may only have a 'swimcrush' if they are in their lifeguard uniform
*lifeguard
Girl: the only reason i shave, exfoliate and tan my legs before i go swimming is to impress my swimcrush
by KatBag111 January 28, 2012
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Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex
Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool
by 44Juliet January 14, 2015
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