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Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008
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Shitter shot

A phrase invented by dudes in Front Royal Virginia. The phrase refers to drinking liquor shots on the toilet and posting a video of the act on the shitter shots Facebook page. Most of the participants call out their friends and whatnot
Dude I cant wait to get home tonight, I'm posting shitter shots until I black out.
by Shitter shot champion April 24, 2020
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buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.
Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.
by sidmon69 March 16, 2013
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Jar Shitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar
Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter
by TyBundy September 20, 2019
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being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war
Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland
by p00f4ce December 23, 2012
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sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.
first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."
by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006
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shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.
"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"
by Bored Accountant January 12, 2008
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