Tire Swinging

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.

Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.

by JsKellnar January 11, 2019

Shining Wizard

I wrestling/shoot fighting move where the victim is seated/kneeling on the ground and the attacked runs at them planting his knee right into his face.

Jimmy Rave just broke Sonjay's nose with that Shining Wizard to the face.

by William Mathews July 30, 2005

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Cat Swinging Re-Re

1) One who swings cats by the tail.

2) The pinnacle of impossibly stupid.

That Keanu Reeves is one cat swinging re-re.

by Eric Walker April 28, 2003

Knight in Shining Armor

A man that helps out a woman when she is in distress. A chivalrous male that protects women if necessary.

A man that protects his lady friend from a bad dude.
Conversation:
Woman: My bag was stolen!
Knight in Shining Armor: Let me chase him down for you!
Woman: Thanks, you're like my knight in shining armor!

by Aadrward April 28, 2008

swinging couple

is a couple who loves to swap with others, regardless if they're together or 2600 miles apart! An real OPEN relationship. They really don't mind!

Kevin & April are the greatest swinging couple ever from the south! This is the reason why they got married? : }

by madejus4eachother! July 16, 2011

Shining Time Station

A children's TV show that originally premiered on PBS from 1989-1993, with Thomas the Tank Engine stories coupled with segments involving real-life actors. It was actually a very funny and well-done show for its time. Both George Carlin and Ringo Starr were even separately featured on the show as well, each playing train conductors.

As of this entry, reruns of the show can now be seen on the Disney Channel.

Shining Time Station was one of the most unique shows in the 90's, combining model animation with real-life actors. (It's also the only way you can see a family-friendly George Carlin.)

by Horace Schemer February 14, 2014