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save my ass

When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.
I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".
by drakant May 1, 2014
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Super-save-a-ho

A person who is well known for his/her attempts to help SAVE a ho from a life of whoreness. Usually the old, creepy guy at a bar, strip-club (or wherever hoes hang) trying to lure the ho with money and promises of a "ho-free" lifestyle. This hardly ever works cause as we all know....You can't turn a HO into a Housewife. Only a HOUSE-HO!
Bill Maher tried dating former video-ho, "Super-head" Kerrine Steffans. After finding out that she won't change, Bill decided to put his days as a "Super-save-a-ho" behind him.
by Worldchamp9 October 15, 2009
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Watch-save

A person, that by shear luck, avoids harm or bodily injury because they were wearing a watch is said to have made a 'watch-save'.
For example; Kristian threw a penny at Chris in frustration because he'd lost the twelfth Mario Kart race in a row. However, because Chris is so lucky, the penny deflected off of his watch. Therefore it can be said that Chris made a 'watch-save'.
by Dockers May 28, 2014
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elastic save

When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.
Jason and I had to employ the elastic save when that hot bitch got naked.
by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007
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scavenger smoker

One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free
Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"

All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.
by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007
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Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.
Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.
by johnp May 2, 2014
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save me jebus

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.
by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005
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