Twot Swatter

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

by concavernous May 20, 2009

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swattin the fuzzy

Literally means to play tennis but is often misinterpreted as jacking off. Phrase commonly used by Tall Asian Kids that play alot of tennis.

"Hey dude you wanna chill tomorrow/"
"No, I'm gonna be at JRC swattin the fuzzy."

by poparopakowski January 22, 2009

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Related Words

Swattie • swatting • SWOTTIE • Sattie • Swatted • Swatter • skattie • Scattiedoodle • Seattie • Swatie

Swanties

Sweaty panties. Usually post workout or on a hot day.

This hot yoga class gives me swanties.

It’s so hot out I could feel the sweat running down my ass crack to the gusset of my swanties.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

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twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

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twatt swatter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Jessica: so mike what do you like to do for fun?
then suddenly Lisa comes from across the bar
Lisa: so Jessica how's your aids?
Jessica: Ugh total twatt swatter

by Mr. guy defining this word May 17, 2009

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