boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

fly swatter

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too

"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."

by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009

Swasted

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

by wasian24 June 10, 2010

swastika

Quite possibly the coolest symbol ever drawn but that asshole Hitler had to take it and it is now associated with Nazism. That sucks incredibly because if I ever wanted to have a symbol for whatever organization I had I would choose that but I guess that Hitler thought the same thing so now if I draw it (because it is fun to draw) everyone calls me a nazi.

Stupid Nazis had to take the swastika geez why couldn't they have chosen something stupid like a circle with a penis in it or something.

by soopahman July 20, 2008

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004

Twat Swatter

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009