Swaffel

To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.

(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)

Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.

Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil

Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.

George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.

Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!

by swaafila December 25, 2008

safferoonicle

An amazing youtuber who is a nerdfighter, likes to write songs, and who wears the coolest glasses!

oh i really want to watch something interesting. well why dont you try safferoonicle?

by Saffycool June 12, 2009

swiffered

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009

dirty shaffer

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

shaffering

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.

We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh

by dafuqdog August 1, 2012

Swiffer

Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.

Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer

by babygaay September 9, 2019