swaffling

The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.

The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.

by unicornjizz April 11, 2012

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015

swaffledinkle

It's something that is unexplainable

Have you ever been swaffledinkle about the wheather?

by [e-mail] November 27, 2018

fat swaffer

That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.

Jeez! Have you seen Jenny lately? She's a real Fat Swaffer now!

by tjpizza January 10, 2017

Shwaffelwaffel

A type of dutch biscuit, pronounced by an English person who can't really remember what they're called.

"Mmm, can I have a shwaffelwaffel?"

by EnglishBiscuit October 16, 2008

Swafeltyping

The act of using one's junk to input words on a smartphone device or keyboard

Jim: Hey bro did you get my text?

Phil: Dude, it was like all 'B's

Jim: Yeah..Swafeltyping

by drtyho September 10, 2013