shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

poo stabber

1. One who stabs poo
2. One who stabs poo in the act of anal sex.
3. One who stabs poo in the act of male/male gay sex.

"Elton John is a real poo stabber"

by Beavis H. Christ June 29, 2003

Slabberdash

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

swagbert

so much swag and awesome in 1 (one) package!

swagbert has so much swag and awesome. my favorite vtuber!

by N1Aquamanfan May 18, 2020

Gash Stabber

To stab the gash of a lady garden.

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.

by Nayataan January 18, 2015

cacky stabber

Geordie slang for a male who enjoys making love to another mans rectum whilst penetrating excretion.

There is no doubt about it he is a 100 per cent cacky stabber

by krissy the pissy March 4, 2015