Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.
- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"
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An orifice in the human body that has been expanded to extraordinary dimensions, usually after it has been summarily destroyed by a fierce smashing or train. Similar in appearance to the giant hole used to kick the Persians down in the movie "300".
Did you hear about that train the swim team ran on that single mother? By the time it was Gary's turn, he said it was a real Spartan Hole.
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Get the Spartan Hole mug.A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.
References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:
Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!
Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!
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