Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch
by Thizzard of OZ January 5, 2008
The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.
random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."
Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."
Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."
by Mago7 April 22, 2011
An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.
Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"
ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
by littlecBigC February 19, 2009
A variation on the shocker for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.
by joyful September 21, 2007
After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.
by Mike09 February 27, 2010
If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
When scoring a kill on a scrub in Gears of War 1 or 2 when they are rolling forward, back, side or jumping over cover, forcing them to fly back or forward like Superman.
A skilled shot at the least.
A skilled shot at the least.
by G3t Superman'd December 20, 2008