Recently divorced Krista drove to Quebec so she could have her dewy slit fingered nicely by ice skater Brody.
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Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
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She decided to make a "brow slit" because she had no friends and wanted to be more popular, but sadly she didn't realize it would make her look emo
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