smegle my smeegle

blow job

man she hasnt smegle my smeegle yet

girl can you please smegle my smeegle

by naaldiicaia July 11, 2010

The Sumgleeses

The sumgleeses is a very versatile word which can be used to replace any word when someone cannot think of a good word to use in his/her sentence

Man, im hungry like the sumgleeses
Maybe you wanna take the girl back to your place, and the a lil sumgleeses?

by Matt Rivera October 2, 2005

suggle

like a snuggle, nice hug ^_^ only 100% better

Kelsi is fun to suggle ^_^

by Dan January 22, 2005

surgleyfonk

surgleyfonk generally means feeling absolutely disgusting. your hungover, blurry vision, bad breath, furry tongue, smell of puke.
plural: "surgleyfonked" hungover

"ah m8 i feel roughhhhhh"

"dude you'e totally surgleyfonked"

by vincent van August 23, 2005

Surgleyfonk

That feeling you get when you wake up with a hangover, including a headache, blurred vision and a furry tongue, and suddenly realise that you have a family lunch in half an hour.

Stumbling out of bed, I blearily make my way to the kitchen to find the Eno. Instead I see the calendar. Surgleyfonk!

by r.a.w. May 13, 2005

suege

A suege is an amorphous blob that smells like cat piss. Often fuzzy, sueges are usually found in a basement. It’s made of a jiggly substance.

I hate having to reset the breakers in the basement because there’s always a fuckin rank ass suege down there.

by Rolf the Oaf January 11, 2018

seglem

the act of being a leech or tail to a female; in where the female does not enjoy the company. She has already made comments such as: "No", and "Please leave."

"Don't be such a seglem and leave that poor girl alone."

"Dude she doesn't like you she thinks your a seglem."

by Eric Groves April 13, 2008