suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

Suck me dry

A male or female Sucking a penis so much it feels dry

Male 1:Suck me dry mami
Female:OK "starts sucking"

by Dirtygirl3000 November 4, 2018

Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) June 5, 2007

suck me off daddio

an expression often used after spamming someone that will probably be used as a joke by your friends for years

"Did you hear that Hayden said suck me off daddio to that Matt guy?"

by obesewhaies June 16, 2016

Suck me out

A combination of the act of being sucked and eaten out simultaneously.

"Damn girl, you nastay.. you be suckin me out all day."

by "Suck Me Out" Lee April 10, 2005

Suck Me Boots

Tall but not that tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women and some gay men, who wish to send the signal "eat/suck me".
Generally, the boots extend to calf level, but depending on height they may also reach a bit lower than the calf.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female or gay man ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, hot pants or mini-shorts, furthering the "eat/suck me" signal.

Ex. 1: Look at Simon with his skin-tight tank top, shades, mini-shorts and his white leather suck me boots.. he just screams "suck me!"

Ex. 2: Look at Natasha with her super low-rise mini-skirt, cut-off tank top and her black latex suck me boots, god she just yells out "EAT ME!"

by Markkyto December 27, 2008

suck me tender

fuck off, go to hell, give me a blowjob (usually talking to a female)

Dark Raven Omega: You suck at life
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender bitch

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004