Character Substituted Words

Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin

Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"

by Hojin :P May 9, 2010

Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010

substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.

Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.

by Benjamism January 24, 2008

substrate

In science a substrate is used as the essential template to grow films with high quality. In a human relationship the substrate will be the person that supports the film in any possible way in the hope to help the film grow to its highest beauty. The substrate and film relationship is non-equal, but forms a connection that is fulfilling in a way unlike any other.

film: I need you, my substrate, in order to grow epitaxial.
substrate: I'll always be here for you, my film! We just need to find the right parameters.

by Substrate June 24, 2016

Substitute prostitute

A girl who is a hoe, but does not collect money from her activties. Also to be used as an insult.

Jane: Mary's such a hoe, but she always looks so broke!
Sara: Yeah, she's a substitute prostitute.

by Kazia February 17, 2008

substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.

She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.

by lmao April 9, 2005

substicute

The cutest person in a group of people that are not cute.

This bar is full of uglies. I might have to settle for a substicute.

by bobbyp March 18, 2015