Person1: Dude I can't buy a PS5
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$
by ethanyuh March 20, 2021
Get the Scalper mug.Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.
by JonnyR July 14, 2006
Get the scalping mug.It is a typically Armenian origined name. They are beautiful and fair. They have a sexy body with a great personality. One of the most beautiful people you'll ever meet inside and out. Although wanting to push people out, they'll be a blessing in your life.
by Bibilovesyouu June 11, 2017
Get the salpi mug.Salpremacy is a religion based off an impractical joker by the name, Sal. Within Salpremacy, they believe in the following disciples: Joe, Murr, and Q. It is also believed that the son of Sal (Jerry Trainor) will soon rise, as did Jesus (from Christian belief).
person one: “Hey have you hear of Salpremacy?”
person two: “Yeah, I’m not willing to believe it though. Heard it’s made up by some odd people...”
person two: “Yeah, I’m not willing to believe it though. Heard it’s made up by some odd people...”
by luvrboy May 8, 2021
Get the Salpremacy mug.To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
by dhe@fas February 9, 2009
Get the shift scalping mug.The feeling you get when your scalp gets scratched for the first time in a long time. Similar to an orgasm, but you almost fall asleep.
by mr.cero March 5, 2009
Get the Scalpgasm mug.When you Scalp a bitch you verbally or physically leave him or her silent. You can Scalp a Bitch through group text, face to face, or literally scalp his or her ass.
by MoonBrownie December 1, 2015
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