Student

A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.

The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.

by SilverWarden December 9, 2008

Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

rcc student confessions

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).

Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"

by Ttman June 23, 2015

studentsreview

A better, superior alternative to ratemyprofessors. Like ratemyprofessors.com, you can evaluate and rate the performance and quality of different colleges, universities and teachers. Unlike ratemyprofessors.com, you don't have that 350 character limit and you can write essays and go into immense detail about the school, university or teacher. Also, studentsreview allows students to write "uncensored" reviews about the schools which allows you to truly catch a glimpse of what the school is like and the experiences of the reviewer. Ratemyprofessors tends to either censor or remove reviews that truly expresses the reviewer's experiences in the school.

The website address is www.studentsreview.com

Hey, did you read that harsh review on studentsreview?

Yeah, that guy was truly critical of that teacher.

by Digital Preacher January 3, 2015

student cake

the act of shoving your homework up your asshole for pleasure and feeding it to your neighbor.

gerald gobbled my student cake last night so much he choked!

by deformedchicken May 6, 2017

student shower

Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.

More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.

by MudHide January 21, 2021