stroke the wookie

To have a wank

Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Stroof

Stroof or Struth originates from Australia, but has been adapted in the fens of Cambridgeshire. The word is used to express surprise or dislike to a previous statement much like oh my god, shit or fuck me. Most commonly used by lads between 16-25 this word becomes extremely irritating if excessively used.

Note: This word is used to best effect when said in a deep monotone voice and has been known to make girls wetter than an otters pocket.

Lad 1, “Did you hear about that bird that shagged half of the football team?”
Lad 2, “Stroof I always said she was a slag, her fella must be a little bitch boy.”

by BitchBoyCarson February 13, 2019

stroodle

misspelling of the world strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020

auto stroke

The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.

After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.

by BbTasting Cart June 8, 2016

Stroobs

Meryl Streep's boobs. (Used mostly by Streepers.)

Don Gummer loves him some Stroobs.

by OurGoddesMeryl January 2, 2012

Deep Strokes

When a man is in the dominant position during sexual intercourse and he uses his entire penis to penetrate deep inside the woman's vagina.

We had sex last night and he gave me the best deep strokes ever. I wanted all of him, and he gave it to me.

by Squeezy Peezy January 25, 2013

The Strokes

Music that began the original rock music that we now love and cherishfinally. Spastic guitars that blend to make one melodic sound, steady and fact drum beats that create the backbone of the music, smooth basslines that keep you awake while wondering what the hell the bassist is thinking about, and a voice that makes you want to fuck. and then fuck some more.

I am listening to the strokes, ie sex.

by Cin September 25, 2003