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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami
by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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estrogen stroking

when you have to constantly tell a woman she is;

beautiful

gorgeous

cute

not fat

amzaing

and or perfect the way she is
Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?

Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
by iamthedylanator August 14, 2011
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Stroking

A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.

If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?

Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.

Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?

Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
by Pro-Love Girl April 13, 2011
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Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."
by Boleynlady November 29, 2011
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Stroking the cat

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"
by tnbabe April 29, 2015
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