Bolbi Stroganovsky

The hardest nigga in Jimmy Nuterino´s squad. He be slappin n´clappin like he do: "slap, slap, slap, clap, clap, clap."

"Yo I was in the 7Eleven earlier and saw Asdrúbar´s PHAT ass, made me Bolbi Stroganovsky that thang."
"Damn Asdrúbar´s ass must be THICC for you to have repeatedly slap and clap it!"

by THICCboi420 July 4, 2016

Strong's Law of Pizza

In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.

Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free

I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza

PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!

by BigChris March 29, 2015

stronly

A stronly is a pool noodle. The origins of stronly began to appear in early February of 2018. Stronlys originally were seen as nothing more than a pool noodle, but in as little as a week stronlys had developed their own language: stranguage. Things such as stronly rituals started popping up nearly immediately. In some areas of Florida, stronlys are even becoming people's significant others to the extent of taking them to prom. In Illinois, stronlys have been seen as pets, for example, being walked on a leash in neighborhoods. Stronlys are even being used in political protests. To some, stronlys are memes; but to others, they aren't just noodles, they are family.

"Woah dude, nice stronly!"
"Hah thanks bro, finna experience high tide with this noodle."

by massivesushi May 23, 2018

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

StrokEmon

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....

Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"

by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011