Streamizen

Stream + Citzen

A generic follower—or citizen—of a social network "stream" of people and information, who often dislike being called a "friend" or "follower." They are simply members of a community stream, and thus, "streamizens."

@JohnPublic's stream was rich with diversity. He was proud to have doctors, lawyers, artists, educators, and prostitutes among his thousands of talented or interesting streamizens.

by shoqvalue June 30, 2010

streaming service

A streaming service is a type of service that used only be Netflix but is now multiplying faster than cancer and each service only has 3 good shows so you might as well pirate

John: Disney is making their own streaming service, it has the franchise's they have
Jake: all these companies can fuck off, I'm not paying for 20 subscriptions only to watch 2 shows on each

by Midly entertaining March 1, 2020

Streaming

When K-pop fans watch an MV on multiple electronic devices, from different accounts, to raise the views of the video. Most fans stream a music video when it first comes out, or for a member of the groups birthday.

"It's Chan's birthday tomorrow"
"I know, I'm streaming Straykids' new MV to show appreciation"

by kindofinlove September 25, 2019

straisted

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk

Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.

by partytrap November 30, 2010

Streaming Error

When a male human tries to urinate into a toilet, from the standing position, and misses. Usually when having to go in the middle of the night while still half intoxicated.

Dude, I hope you mom isn't going to be to upset, I had a streaming error in her bathroom and filled her shelf full of decorative knickknacks with my steaming piss

by chucky-x March 30, 2011

Streamingly

Video or audio data that streams seamlessly without buffering or delay. streaming, seamlessly

Wow, the internet connection works streamingly well at this Starbucks.

by [e-mail] September 24, 2015

Streamspoiling

An act committed by those viewing a sporting event live or on broadcast TV, whereby texts or tweets announce key events (such as scores, turnovers, or big defensive plays) before they happen on live streaming (because streaming is several seconds delayed behind real time or broadcast TV). Thus our broadcast TV friends ruin the sports viewing experience for those of us online by giving away the outcomes before we see them happen.

(Bob, watching the game on his phone): It's 3rd and goal from the 17. Crowd is going wild...
(Jim, via twitter): TOUCHDOWN!!!
(Bob): Aw god damn it, Jim is watching this on TV and streamspoiling this shit for me....

by RATTnroll November 16, 2019