KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.
Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
<g is silent>
Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.
Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."
".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."
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Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.
***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."
User warning
Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.
***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016
Get the Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin) mug.Short abbreviation for "Stealth Assassin". Mainly used when describing a situation that includes a person or object sliding past someone's point of view quickly and almost unnoticed. Or, a person who mainly uses moves or spells that make them stealth, such as a Rogue. Another way to use "Stassin" is when you are standing in the AH (World of Warcraft) and another person quickly runs by your screen.
by Shtiggage June 5, 2007
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sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
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A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun
A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"
Tom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"
by Jerry Tzanetatos February 13, 2009
Get the stassis mug.When one gets excedingly inebriated and latches on to a girl, then proceeds to attempt sexual activity with clothes on under the guise of 'dancing'.
"Dude, I was at the club last night and Mike totally Papa Strassed a girl. She couldn't get away, it was bad..."
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Get the stressie mug.Area of specific interest. Heard recently on BBC Radio 5, ‘Right up your Strasse’. Clearly calqued from ‘right up your street’ but with a tone of contempt. Does the rhyme and association with ‘up your arse’ have anything to do with it?
Right up your Strasse
by klidenengro January 30, 2004
Get the strasse mug.Definition: Strass (noun): Stress that is so annoying that it's a huge pain in the ass.
Strassing (verb): The active presentation of stress by an outside force to create a pain in the ass for someone/thing else.
Strassing (verb): The active presentation of stress by an outside force to create a pain in the ass for someone/thing else.
"Man, my dog threw up, I have a test for Statistics, and I'm running late, what a pain in the ass! I'm so strassed out.
Anit-Strass: Any item that reduces or mitigates the effects of Strass, such as the Strass-Relief Tempur Material Toliet Seat.
Anit-Strass: Any item that reduces or mitigates the effects of Strass, such as the Strass-Relief Tempur Material Toliet Seat.
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