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Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
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starked it

The art of aggressively failing at women.
Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.
by Bevo69 January 27, 2012
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Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey)

Ringo is just as sexy as Paul McCartney. His nose is not ugly at all, it's actually very cute. Ritchie may not be as attractive when it comes to his looks, but his personality makes up for it all because he is a very sweet, caring, loving man who brings lots of peace and love to this Earth. The way he used to flip his hair and smile like crazy when he was drumming could probably make anyone fall in love with him tbh.
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strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.
What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Strategic Bombing

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.
John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"
by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019
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strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.
"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."
by Teleboy June 25, 2020
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Richard Starkey

oh ringo i love you................................
by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004
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