Crimson Strait

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Strait of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Skull Fucked the Bering Strait

To commit a minor faux pas

Nigel, you seem to be wearing white shoes. It is past Labour Day!

Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.

Indeed so!

by El Fuego de la Pasión February 1, 2010

priorities strait

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends

I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

George Strait

The artist you listen to when you need to get straitened out.

Get straitened out with George Strait.

by Jacksoncage September 6, 2021

Bryce Strait

A Texas Hold'em four card strait that is bet on because the player believes they already have a strait when they infact do not. This mistake is usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol while playing cards. Texas Hold'em hold'em poker cards

Last night Mark bet $10 on the Bryce Strait only to realize when he turned his hand up he didn’t have a strait after all.

by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

Torres Strait

A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.

Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?

Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai

Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!

Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.

by Suck My Kakurr August 16, 2010

the strait guy

Someone who cannot spell.

Queer eye for....

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004