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Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
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strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.
What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Strategic Bombing

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.
John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"
by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019
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strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.
"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."
by Teleboy June 25, 2020
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Aeon of Strife

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.
Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.
by a someewhat smart guy October 24, 2009
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stragedy

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.
It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.
by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007
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stafe

A stafe is a penis that is curly
Girl: take down your pants
Guy: but i have a stafe
Girl: ok I will just spin when i ride it
by Anooka stafes September 3, 2017
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